Space Jesus Specials

Space Jesus has bestowed gifts upon you!

He has scoured twitter for the most depressing christmas messages and turned them into presents!

What a joyous time!

• THREE WISE MEN: Each team gets 3 cards
• MARY AND JOSEPH: Cards are played by both players simultaneously and must be in full agreement
• HOLY SPIRIT: Cards are unaffected by other game mechanics
• GUIDING LIGHT: Cards are played immediately at the end of a game round, left from the speaker
• A SINGLE MANGER: Only one card can be played per round per team

THIS IS SUCH A SHITTY PRESENT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

Swap a revealed, unscored objective for one at random from the deck.

If you can immediately score this objective, draw again.

FUCK CHRISTMAS DINNER, WE'RE HAVING A TAKEAWAY

Switch two tiles on the board, including everything on them.

The values of the units on the tiles must be approximately equal.

FUCK THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT BITCH I'M THE GRINCH

Un-score another team's objective/point.

You must also un-score one of equal point value for your team.

FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK THAT BOY FUCK HIS MAMA FUCK HIS FAMILY FUCK ALL THEM

Remove as many units from a single tile as you wish.

You must pay for each unit's production cost.

EVERY SINGLE YEAR, I AM MISERABLE

If you can't score any points this round, neither can anyone else.

You don't get to refresh cultural planets this round.

THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT MAKES ME WANNA KMS EVEN MORE

Any "elect player" laws that come up during this game round automatically go to you.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME, WHAT A SHITTY YEAR

Swap your action cards with another player.

I'M TAKING OFF ALL MY JOLLY SHIT I HATE CHRISTMAS FUCK SANTA I HATE HIM

Swap your race with another player.